Only for the daring, the outsider, the individual. Wear this if you aren't afraid to stand out, if you like to turn heads and be noticed. If you're not, don't buy this, you'll make my clothes look bad. I can't have that.
 
Size-wise this vest can be altered using velcro strips at the waist and shoulder, around the chest/stomach it goes from 80-110cm. From the shoulder to the bottom it is 45cm. It is filled with 1cm thick recycled foam to give it more body and shape.
 
Warning - This is NOT body armour, please only wear it to make people with poor taste in clothing feel bad about their life choices.
 
Fabric - 100% recycled poly/cotton, lined with 1cm thick recycled foam.